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Brand fucking new and as insignificant as a dead pixel on the bottom right of your monitor

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Level 10 Blank Slate
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Ranked as Civilian

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well, i'm a brand new user on newgrounds. there is a new person joining every minute, and now i'm one of them. everyone is hoping to shine. how many of them actually submit flashes? i dunno. i hope to be one of them though. i'm pretty nervous though. there is an enormous amount of talent on newgrounds. i just hope i can make some friends and have fun, but this may just eliminate my self esteem. and time, for that matter.

there's no point in posting something, but i don't want an advertizement on my profile.


i have a splitting headache. my right brain feels like it's going to break through my skull and hit my desk, spraying blood all over the keyboard and monitor. still working on that piece of shit flash though, the one that i got so excited about when it was 1/4th done that i submitted it only to get it blammed. need to watch some flash tutorials on how to put in sound and lip syncing. i should probably get a microphone too... and piano lessons. those would be fun. it'd be nice to make a friend sometime soon... ah well.

Recent Game Medals

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole. Medal Stats.
Phase IV 50 Points Complete the final phase. Medal Stats.
Phase III 25 Points Complete the third phase. Medal Stats.
Phase II 10 Points Complete the second phase. Medal Stats.
Phase I 5 Points Complete the first phase. Medal Stats.
Swinging Party 50 Points All lights swinging at once Medal Stats.
The Final Curtain 10 Points Cause 10 suicides Medal Stats.
Nobody Home 5 Points Scare all the people out of the house Medal Stats.
Spirit Level 10 Points Reach maximum atmosphere Medal Stats.
Mass Hysteria 25 Points Freak out 5 people at once Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 49 (From 14 different games.)